V The proccess of homosexual men competing for the title of "who is the gayest." Usually judged by fashion and wit it can also involve such acts baking, sewing, out-lisping, or out slutting.

A word to be used in preferance to fuck off. It sounds much cooler

A spray used to repel or keep gay people away, works similar to bug spray

To participate in homosexual activity.

When there's no return from the depths of gayness you have reached

Goofing off. Acting a fool, not taking the current situation serious.

A teacher forcing a sixth grade class to perform Shakespeare